"I was due later in the week for an appointment with the gynecologist.
Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor's office to tell me that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30am. I had only just packed everyone off to work and school and it was already around 8:45 am.
The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn't have any time to spare. As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to make the full effort. So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the wash cloth that was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in "that area" to make sure I was at least presentable. I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my appointment.
I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called in.
Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure you do, I hopped up on the table, looked over at the other side of the room and pretended that I was in Paris or some other place a million miles away.
I was a little surprised when the doctor said, "My, we have made an extra effort this morning, haven't we?"
I didn't respond.
After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home. The rest of the day was normal...some shopping, cleaning, cooking, etc.
After school when my six year old daughter was playing, she called out from the bathroom, "Mommy, where's my washcloth?" I told her to get another one from the cupboard.
She replied, "No, I need the one that was here by the sink, it had all my glitter and sparkles in it."
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that would make the next visit rather interesting. 
omg lol
I need to go see one of those apparently. I keep avoiding it. So I may just have cancer or something. =DDD
| QUOTE (Kandee @ November 30, 2008 01:53 pm) |
| I need to go see one of those apparently. I keep avoiding it. So I may just have cancer or something. =DDD |
| QUOTE (Cinz @ November 30, 2008 01:56 pm) |
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Are they really that bad?
Dont be a pussy 
It's more like... Someone else inspecting it that I has a problem with.
Why can't that boyfriend of mine just pretend to be one and then I can say I've had my checkup.[/grossingyouout]
Why can't that boyfriend of mine just pretend to be one and then I can say I've had my checkup.[/grossingyouout]
pics or lying
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Go ask the Gynecologist?
As if she wouldn't notice a whole bunch of glitter in it
| QUOTE (Cinz @ December 01, 2008 09:07 pm) |
| As if she wouldn't notice a whole bunch of glitter in it |
She was in a HURRY!
You're missing the point of the joke, Cinz dear.
and you thought my joke was lame...
| QUOTE (Sackraid @ December 01, 2008 11:27 pm) |
| and you thought my joke was lame... |
You realize that's a "call me" emoticon, right?
It is??????
And no excuses for getting glitter all on her vag and not knowing
And no excuses for getting glitter all on her vag and not knowing